But ya, you are really really pretty.

D’awwww! Darlin’ thank you so much.

giving footjobs?
Anonymous

No

doodlebuggy:

It’s to distract the enemy for combat advantage.

doodlebuggy:

It’s to distract the enemy for combat advantage.

givemeinternet:

Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.

givemeinternet:

Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.

It gets way better once you get to college.
Anonymous

That’s what I’m hoping for

I am honestly surprised someone hasn't had sex with you yet. You are really pretty and seem incredibly nice. tbh if I was single I would want to.
Anonymous

I am surrounded by high school boys. This is one of the many many reasons why I can’t get laid.

leavemycamera:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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*distant shouting* Hey fuck that guy

I can understand that, when I first started doming it was hard to figure out what to do. Also, if you are worried about being on top you can use a leash to pull them into you instead of being on top. (Tips from one dom to another)
Anonymous

This is helpful information. I will save this on the off chance that I ever lose my virginity ^.^

*Trampling.
Anonymous

Okay. That google search made much more sense.
I’d say no. I couldn’t do the trampling because I would probably break my partner’s bones, and I don’t think I’d like if they did the trampling because I’m not a big foot fan. Also i’d be too afraid of them falling over.
So no. Probably not.

Tramping?
Anonymous

I’m really sorry, but I don’t know what this is.

You would make a good dom and don't worry about being bad at it, it will just take some practice.
Anonymous

I’m sure I’ll be good with practice, but the first few times I’d be like “wait…what do I do now? Spdtnkdfg”
Plus I’d be really afraid of crushing my partner the whole time.

tbh the thought of being at your feet, under your control turns me on
Anonymous

I’m glad. Because that idea sounds glorious.

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means

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me: i'll shut everything down at 12 so I can get to sleep early
me: well, what's the big difference between 12 and 1?
me: eh, it's 1:12. I guess I can go until 2
me: it's 3:20 already? dammit, let me just finish this chapter quick
me: awwwww, evil cliffhanger! one more chapter!
me: did someone turn on a light or- nope, shit, that's the sun.