D’awwww! Darlin’ thank you so much.
It’s to distract the enemy for combat advantage.
Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.
I am surrounded by high school boys. This is one of the many many reasons why I can’t get laid.
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
*distant shouting* Hey fuck that guy
This is helpful information. I will save this on the off chance that I ever lose my virginity ^.^
Okay. That google search made much more sense.
I’d say no. I couldn’t do the trampling because I would probably break my partner’s bones, and I don’t think I’d like if they did the trampling because I’m not a big foot fan. Also i’d be too afraid of them falling over.
So no. Probably not.
I’m sure I’ll be good with practice, but the first few times I’d be like “wait…what do I do now? Spdtnkdfg”
Plus I’d be really afraid of crushing my partner the whole time.
I’m glad. Because that idea sounds glorious.
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means